So friends, hopefully you are already drunkenly ensconced in your Cinco de Mayo festivities!! But to all you single ladies out there, happy Single de Mayo!! Drink up, have fun, and be safe.. And sexy!
Sex
Overheard on the Underground
Oh, btw…I’m in London!!!
Really….mind the gap!
He made me slap it forever last night. That betta’ pay off!
– Random girl in the tube
Now, I am no aficionado on London Slang, but….pretty good bet that slap…..Yup, She sure must be a handy girl!!
Have YOU Slept with Over or Under 6 People?
Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel for this fun little video! But seriously y’all, have YOU slept with OVER or UNDER 6 people? What’s your number? 
THE SAD ADVENTURES OF A SINGLE GAL 