So, very sorry for the absence. And sorry it has taken until January sixth ( I know! Six whole days in a brand new year!) to say “happy new year!” It will be my resolution to write more ( and to have more stories to write about…hey, also, help a sister out!!!)
But I do have an excuse for my lack of communication. I was away in Israel and as most of the people I went with know, much of our precious wifi time was spent deciding which Instagram filter to use on a picture of a camel. Mayfair…. I’m all about the Mayfair. But anyhoo, tonight I vanish yet again on a redeye to the exotic locale of Aruba (yes, actually awesome) and I will have time to write some stories that I have been meaning to and was just too busy bargaining in the shouk. So happy 2014, and keep your eyes peeled for some more updates soon. And as promised ( kinda) a picture of a camel:
So a lot of the times when I write, I use humor as a way to maybe cope with feelings – you know how in Friends Chandler’s always making jokes, even at the most inappropriate times?
Well, that is kind of me on here. Sometimes rather than actually reflecting on what is making me sad, or angry, or upset, I joke it off. Continue reading
So great…basically a list of why I should be happy I can be selfish and standoffish, and not want others in my space or to touch my things. Exactly why I LOVE being single!! It’s kind of like when you don’t have a date for a wedding, and everyone is like, “It’s ok, maybe there will be a hot guy there you can hook up with!” And then you get to the singles table filled with old aunts and cousins that are 13.
I’m not kidding. This is real. It exists. It is not a joke. It is real….
And as I write this, I am watching Hoda and Kathie Lee tell me I need to change my attitude…thanks ladies!! I’m sure by next National Singles Week, I will be planning my wedding!!!
It’s clearly been awhile since I’ve posted, which is a combo of a few things:
- In the recent months as a babysitter, my target age range has been the under 7 year old set
- I work nights when most people go out and
- I guess I can be a little lame at times….
Yes, this exists. And I know a lot about it.
So friends, hopefully you are already drunkenly ensconced in your Cinco de Mayo festivities!! But to all you single ladies out there, happy Single de Mayo!! Drink up, have fun, and be safe.. And sexy!