More National Singles Week Hurrahs!




So great…basically a list of why I should be happy I can be selfish and standoffish, and not want others in my space or to touch my things. Exactly why I LOVE being single!! It’s kind of like when you don’t have a date for a wedding, and everyone is like, “It’s ok, maybe there will be a hot guy there you can hook up with!” And then you get to the singles table filled with old aunts and cousins that are 13.

Happy National Singles Week!

I’m not kidding. This is real. It exists. It is not a joke. It is real….


Screen Shot 2013-09-18 at 10.44.09 AMAnd as I write this, I am watching Hoda and Kathie Lee tell me I need to change my attitude…thanks ladies!! I’m sure by next National Singles Week, I will be planning my wedding!!!


Spot on Ad Targeting, Facebook. SPOT….On!

Screen Shot 2013-04-23 at 1.22.30 PMBecause I am clearly in the market for an engagement ring….

Thanks for that additional reminder that I am hopelessly single, Facebook. Just what I need when I am already constantly being reminded about engagements, and weddings, and babies, and blah blah blahhhhhhh…..

AT least this ad is a tad more spot on for the average single lady….

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Sad Single Labor Day Weekend?

So it’s almost September! Summer’s almost over, and I’m guessing you didn’t succeed in the whole “boyfriend by labor day thing” that your mind had planned…

So what now? Get drunk, and hookup at all your labor day BBQs? No!! Stay classy my friends! Because who knows? Maybe you need to set a new goal? Boyfriend by Rosh Hashanah? Boyfriend by Columbus Day?

At the very least, just don’t regret your partying, and STAY HYDRATED!!! No one wants to hook up with the drunken mess unless they are looking to date rape you….rut roh (and no, that does not count as your new boyfriend!!)