Because I am clearly in the market for an engagement ring….
Thanks for that additional reminder that I am hopelessly single, Facebook. Just what I need when I am already constantly being reminded about engagements, and weddings, and babies, and blah blah blahhhhhhh…..
AT least this ad is a tad more spot on for the average single lady….
So I’m home for passover, and was looking for random old cool stuff in my basement….and came across this. Notice that the author is not even referred to by her own name! Whoa…throwback!!!
….and not a “Oh, shit I really want to have sex, so I’m cool with VD.” Also all you Women of LA Â believers, maybe this is one of the reasons you ain’t getting laid? You’re too cheap to get a Costco membership with your friends and buy a jumbo sized box?
What do I mean by “REAL”? Well, all that lovey dovey shit that Hallmark or Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character in 500 Days of Summer (when he’s STILL in love with Summer) is BS. Roses are red, my ass. Let’s get real (and like JGL’s character after Summer breaks his heart)….
Really, MEN?! I really want to know if you, ANY OF YOU, would ever have that balls (rim shot…) to say/give this…
If someone gave this to me, they would get back a slap. I don’t care that it says I LOVE YOU….
I would love for someone to actually give this as a reason to break up with someone ON VDay
This is actually quite romantic….Not. No…Never
If you are dating someone who doesn’t NORMALLY “let you finish”….peace the F out!
At least he’s being honest/say’s he’s sorry. Points for polite!
Classroom style, cutout, creepy as fuck cards! If someone puts any of these in your Valentine’s bag, beware cause you might have a stalker in the bushes. Or just an asshole…
Brilliant…Just brilliant!
THE SAD ADVENTURES OF A SINGLE GAL 