Speaking of cellphones and all the evils of technology, I will quote what I hope to become the immortal words of the one and only “Elle Woods”/”Tracy Flick”/ Reese Witherspoon (however you want to think of her):

I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people!

Who does she think she's kidding?!

Hide your face! So, for all the girls out there, it’s totally possible to be a good girl, I’m going to try to make it cool.