Maybe these are clues to why I’m still Single! I need some new Clubbin’ Clothes…

This girl forgot to put on pants, or a skirt, or the rest of her dress….

But the best of all was the Klassiest chic around! She also appears to be very economical with fabric AND very green on top of that!! Because I am pretty sure she recycled this outfit straight out of 2000!

Oh It gets better!!!!

Oh I kid! I kid! She really didn’t recycle this gorgeous piece of sparkles!! She got it at an outlet in Germany!! But she isn’t sure which on…although she did offer to let me check out the tag….I declined because where the FUCK would that be on that “shirt”?? In between your cleavage? Or on your matching chain on your pleather pants?