We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”
-One of the Sexiest Men Alive, George Clooney
What’s With All Genitalia Grabbing Lately?

I don’t mean in your own bedrooms, or homes. Or wherever else you may legally conduct consensual acts on others. But lately it has seemed that there has been in excuse of inappropriate touching (and way beyond that!) stories in the news.
Don’t get me wrong, folks! If you haven’t heard everything that is going on (I didn’t hear it all until a little while ago either…I guess my usual news sources of TMZ, dListed, and Vulture don’t typically cover every news story unless Kim K or LiLo is involved somehow), hopefully I can help fill you in a little:
www.sadsinglegal.com
Look up! No, not just at the title, but at the web address! The Sad Adventures of A Single Gal has a new home…
We haven’t moved out of our old “address” www.thesadadventures.wordpress.com (you can still get here with that!), but hopefully when you need your SSG fix on the road, in the market, waiting online at the airport before security…you get the picture…it will be much easier to type in www.sadsinglegal.com and get all your sad, single news!
Dear SSG
On this weeks installment of Dear SSG…
Dear SSG,
I have tentative plans for Friday night with my guy, but nothing is nailed down and not sure what we are doing yet. My friend asked if I wanted to grab dinner with her. I really hate being one of those friends that puts their guys before their friends…am I doing that?
Signed,
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Girl on Girl Action
I have posted about my hilarious friend, Emily Towers, before, and her brilliant videos, Women Are Crazy, before. Well, Em, you’ve done it again. For anyone that has every even looked at another guy and then seen that guy look at another girl, this video should resonate pretty hard.
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