A Sad Single Gal Gets Her Nails Done: A Dramatazation

Yeah, let's just talk about this. Men painting nails is just wrong. I don't really care if you disagree, but just the whole idea of a man holding my hand and painting each nail oh so delicately...weird and wrong. There are some things that men just shouldn't do...

[Mid-afternoon at a nail salon in Los Angeles. A girl (SSG) sits waiting for a manicurist to sit down and paint her nails….a man approaches and sits. He is the MANicurist.]

    MANicurist
    Are you going out for Halloween tonight?

    SSG
    Yes.

    MANicurist
    What are you doing?

    SSG
    I have a house party.

    MANicurist
    What are you going as? Continue reading

A Single Sad Soloween

As a single gal (or guy- welcome!) you expected Valentine’s Day to Suck.

You expected Christmas to suck. I already explained why Fourth of July can suck (alcohol). So you probably weren’t expecting Halloween to roll around and have all of your happily paired up friends shove it in your face! Too bad. Welcome to Soloween. Continue reading