A Sad Single Gal Gets Her Nails Done: A Dramatazation

Yeah, let's just talk about this. Men painting nails is just wrong. I don't really care if you disagree, but just the whole idea of a man holding my hand and painting each nail oh so delicately...weird and wrong. There are some things that men just shouldn't do...

[Mid-afternoon at a nail salon in Los Angeles. A girl (SSG) sits waiting for a manicurist to sit down and paint her nails….a man approaches and sits. He is the MANicurist.]

    MANicurist
    Are you going out for Halloween tonight?

    SSG
    Yes.

    MANicurist
    What are you doing?

    SSG
    I have a house party.

    MANicurist
    What are you going as?

    SSG
    Little Red Riding Hood.

    MANicurist
    Where is your Big Bad Wolf?

    SSG
    I don’t have one.

    MANicurist
    I can be your Big Bad Wolf.

[SSG laughs uncomfortably and fake smiles.]

[Cut to end of manicure…

MANicurist
Have a great time at your Halloween party. If you can’t find a Big Bad Wolf, I can be your Woodsman and come save you.

[SSG once again laughs uncomfortably and fake smiles. She leaves and then cries for 8 hours.]

No, Mr. Manicurist, I do not want to sleep with you. You paint nails.


***Everything in this story is true except the crying. Happy Halloween!***

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