I’m sorry that I’d rather text pictures of onesies than talk to a creepy guy.
Guy: is that a circle on your shirt?I just wanted to see if there was one on the front.
Girl: I can’t understand what you’re saying.
Guy: that’s cause I wear Invisalign.
you remind me of the girl I went to prom with because she was so much taller than me too!
Girl: Are you part of the party or is this a random walk by?
Guy: I’m not part of any party. I just wanted to say hi because you are really beautiful.
Girl: Did you stop me because I have a circle on my shirt? There was this other guy and he had invisalign.
Guy: No, I just wanted to say hi. I’m recently single and just trying to meet people.
Girl: (Pointing to SSG) She writes a blog about being single…
(Girl still managed to give her number to guy with the help of SSG and friend!!)