What do I mean by “REAL”? Well, all that lovey dovey shit that Hallmark or Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character in 500 Days of Summer (when he’s STILL in love with Summer) is BS. Roses are red, my ass. Let’s get real (and like JGL’s character after Summer breaks his heart)….
Really, MEN?! I really want to know if you, ANY OF YOU, would ever have that balls (rim shot…) to say/give this…
If someone gave this to me, they would get back a slap. I don’t care that it says I LOVE YOU….
I would love for someone to actually give this as a reason to break up with someone ON VDay
This is actually quite romantic….Not. No…Never
If you are dating someone who doesn’t NORMALLY “let you finish”….peace the F out!
At least he’s being honest/say’s he’s sorry. Points for polite!
Classroom style, cutout, creepy as fuck cards! If someone puts any of these in your Valentine’s bag, beware cause you might have a stalker in the bushes. Or just an asshole…
Sorry I haven’t posted anything in a few days…as one of my loyal followers you must be clamoring for my delightful self deprecating stories. So to hold you over until I have something wonderfully witty for you, I am sharing with you this utterly amazing looking movie, Like Crazy…as in I love you like crazy, I miss you like crazy, I want to see this movie like crazy… Continue reading →