Especially in Thailand.
My friend (who I miss dearly…come back!!!) sent me this missive from her travels the other day: Continue reading
valentine’s day
Hope You all Had a Sexy V-Day…
….and not a “Oh, shit I really want to have sex, so I’m cool with VD.” Also all you Women of LA believers, maybe this is one of the reasons you ain’t getting laid? You’re too cheap to get a Costco membership with your friends and buy a jumbo sized box?
Real Valentine’s Day Cards
What do I mean by “REAL”? Well, all that lovey dovey shit that Hallmark or Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character in 500 Days of Summer (when he’s STILL in love with Summer) is BS. Roses are red, my ass. Let’s get real (and like JGL’s character after Summer breaks his heart)….
Really, MEN?! I really want to know if you, ANY OF YOU, would ever have that balls (rim shot…) to say/give this…
If someone gave this to me, they would get back a slap. I don’t care that it says I LOVE YOU….
I would love for someone to actually give this as a reason to break up with someone ON VDay
This is actually quite romantic….Not. No…Never
If you are dating someone who doesn’t NORMALLY “let you finish”….peace the F out!
At least he’s being honest/say’s he’s sorry. Points for polite!
Classroom style, cutout, creepy as fuck cards! If someone puts any of these in your Valentine’s bag, beware cause you might have a stalker in the bushes. Or just an asshole…
Valentine’s Day…getting you in the mood
Paperless Post-ing V-Day: SadSingle Style
A Sad, Single (Drunken) Valentine’s Day….If you are my friend you should be expecting this card tomorrow! Continue reading
THE SAD ADVENTURES OF A SINGLE GAL 