So I’m home for passover, and was looking for random old cool stuff in my basement….and came across this. Notice that the author is not even referred to by her own name! Whoa…throwback!!!
SadSingle Bill Of Rights
So since I have been so busy traveling and have neglected all you fine people, I missed the Fourth of July. And yes, I know, Fourth of July=Declaration of Independence, but really? Fuck that!
So I decided to keep on the theme of American documents and draft a SadSingle Bill of Rights (Loosely, WAYYYYY loosely based on the real bill of rights…ok maybe not even based just used whatever I remembered from 3rd grade and a glance at google …)