Sad Single Gal of the Day: Katy Perry

First she was married to this:

And then she moved on to this:

Yeah…she didn’t get hottie John Mayer like Jenny or Jess, or Taylor or …I know there are more…many more!

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SadSingle Bill Of Rights

So since I have been so busy traveling and have neglected all you fine people, I missed the Fourth of July. And yes, I know, Fourth of July=Declaration of Independence, but really? Fuck that!
So I decided to keep on the theme of American documents and draft a SadSingle Bill of Rights (Loosely, WAYYYYY loosely based on the real bill of rights…ok maybe not even based just used whatever I remembered from 3rd grade and a glance at google …)

All those men in one place….can you count the STDs?

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Evidence That Even People in Loving Relationships Hate VD…

Yes, we ALL hate Venereal Diseases (at least I hope we ALL do), but when I say VD I mean Valentine’s Day. My friend sent me this just moments ago (and please note, friend is in a nice healthy relationship, and should like Valentine’s Day):

So, SUCK IT card company’s and drug stores! Ugly fat babies aren’t cute, they are creepy…and chocolate makes you FAT!!