You know those nights when you walk in to da club and you are just on fire???!! No, me either. But I’ve seen lots of movies and TV shows where this has happened and heard accounts from much less single (or WAY more single..wink wink) friends. I am mostly kidding… I really am just talking about when you go out, you feel great, you look great, and the attention that follows seems to verify that. You are ON!
I imagine those nights to be like this..right?
The dog ate my homework….
Probably the most commonly heard excuse on tv, but has anyone ever used it in real life? Excuses are sometimes the dumbest thing ever….so obvious and clearly, an excuse!
But sometimes, they serve a great purpose: Continue reading
Ok, I’m sorry if you are going, “Give him a chance! Whatever! He could be nice!” Well, first off why is his picture (I assume) of him in the dark waving? No. And just the whole non punctuated “I know this is random” thing is a tad weird, like I am just going to, what cyber fuck with you dude? No….well, anyways, here’s hoping we can be friends I never see you lurking in my bushes!
So since I have been so busy traveling and have neglected all you fine people, I missed the Fourth of July. And yes, I know, Fourth of July=Declaration of Independence, but really? Fuck that!
So I decided to keep on the theme of American documents and draft a SadSingle Bill of Rights (Loosely, WAYYYYY loosely based on the real bill of rights…ok maybe not even based just used whatever I remembered from 3rd grade and a glance at google …)
All those men in one place….can you count the STDs?
Well, I think we can all answer that with a resounding “HELL, YES!!” Even like, or lust makes you into a crazy, stupid idiot. If you didn’t “act a fool” about the girl/guy/transgendered you are involved with then, you probably should reevaluate your relationship status…and I don’t just mean saying you are “complicated” on the ole facebook.
Finally! A movie poster without a teacher wearing Louboutins! Bad Teacher...I'm lookin at you!
THE SAD ADVENTURES OF A SINGLE GAL 