Online dating

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The Time When a Dating Site Asked, “Ever wonder how picky you are?”

Thanks, OkCupid! Your wonderful selection is so great! And now you are calling me picky! Take a look at the bizarre-ness that they call the “Flowchart to My Heart.” Because we all know receiving creepy messages online isn’t romantic enough, now charts and graphs are really gonna make things sexy! Continue reading →

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Sad (and bizarre) Message #2

hi
i am jonah
22
jewish
loves to cook
work in jewish non profit
love to be with family
would like kids and marriage
YES I AM NOT JOKING
was a teacher and am going back to school
very blunt
know what i want
cant date anyone without a 5 yr plan

(you can’t make this shit up…)

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Sad (and creepy) Message #1…

do you like ice cubes in your milk?
Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear “I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it” and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch’s grape juice”