What’s With All Genitalia Grabbing Lately?

I don’t mean in your own bedrooms, or homes. Or wherever else you may legally conduct consensual acts on others. But lately it has seemed that there has been in excuse of inappropriate touching (and way beyond that!) stories in the news.

ewww...this is just wrong! Didn't he ever learn "Good touch/Bad touch?"

Don’t get me wrong, folks! If you haven’t heard everything that is going on (I didn’t hear it all until a little while ago either…I guess my usual news sources of TMZ, dListed, and Vulture don’t typically cover every news story unless Kim K or LiLo is involved somehow), hopefully I can help fill you in a little:


Look up! No, not just at the title, but at the web address! The Sad Adventures of A Single Gal has a new home…

well...kind of...

We haven’t moved out of our old “address” www.thesadadventures.wordpress.com (you can still get here with that!), but hopefully when you need your SSG fix on the road, in the market, waiting online at the airport before security…you get the picture…it will be much easier to type in www.sadsinglegal.com and get all your sad, single news!

I know what this guy's reading....www.sadsinglegal.com!! Duh!!!