You thought, I’m good. I’m golden…I have a MONTH AND A HALF until stupid Valentine’s Day.
Not thanks to the lovely folks at Opentable at least (or any card store…but that’s a whole other can of worms…), cause this lovely email just landed in my inbox:
First of, you SOLVED it? Really? You did? How? You, Opentable fixed my single problem, for the hardest night of the year to find a date? WOW!!! What IS more perfect for Valentine’s Day than that?!
Oh…thanks Opentable….you got me really excited for nothing. I have no one to share a first bite with, cause that rhymes with love at first sight (so funny…ha..ha). I have no one to share my table with…so maybe you have solved my Valentine’s Day plans? SadsingleGal, Table for 1?
[please note that SSG is not serious in any way…Fuck Valentine’s Day! Well, unless I did have someone to go to dinner with! Hey, a girl’s gotta eat…]