The training has begun. Challenge #1 (if I should choose to accept it….which, durrr, I have):
Make eye contact with a man for at least 3 seconds and then go say hello.
Seems easy, no? Well, in our
little town of Anatevka completely, utterly intimidating land of LA, it is much easier said then done…also, I am awkward. Let’s just put that out there. Like, I feel when I give a “SEXY Look” to a guy, it probably looks like I am Sneeze/Farting or something equally as atrocious…you know what I’m sayin’? Yeah…
Not to mention the fact that I make references to things like musicals, as you can see above. But..what I have come to realize, is this is all part of my charm. The guy that’s gonna wanna get with me will appreciate being visually molested before I awkwardly stumble over saying “HI”….or maybe “Hey”…not quite sure. But I must have confidence in myself before I can expect anyone to care…or return the hello.
So when I go vote today (OH, By the way….GO VOTE!!!!!!!), maybe I’ll see a hottie in line….give him so eye…ask what his thoughts on the props are….can’t hurt, right? Will report back after I’ve cast my ballot!