Happy Halloween, Ladies & Gents! After what feels like a week full of Halloween & Hurricanes, basically scary stuff…tonight is actually Halloween. And while many feel the need to wear as little clothing as possible, let WonderWoman be a warning to you:
I don’t know how NAKED Wonder Woman will save you…uhhhh, don’t really want to think to hard on that!
So I hope you all remember Aesop’s Fables, and the one about the Tortoise and the Hare. Basically, the Hare (rabbit, bunny…what have you) ran ahead of the Tortoise (turtle…any other names??) so confident in his speed, that he plopped himself down before the finish. And who won the race? The slow one. The turtle. The TORTOISE.
Men, Gentlemen, FELLOWS. People of the opposite sex, lend me your ears err, attention, just for a moment. I know you didn’t all watch Sex and the City. So you might not know this infamous “Jack Rabbit” scene: Continue reading
Ok people who make clothes….I know this is probably something you never really thought about, but I’m Single! And I’m sure all of you are like, “So what? Who cares?”
SO What….WHO cares….?
You might recall I posted this video about a year ago…
Haha, funny british girls wandering around London with their bits hanging out (sorry, I am probably coming back to America speaking like MAdonna….deal with it!) So, the video was hilarious…until I had such a morning….Today! Here! In London!
Where the night began….Apparently the Playboy Club is still a thing!
Oh, and did I forget to mention, my sim card died (so no working phone, or clue of where the hell I was) AND my bag had gone missing! Such a sadsingle moment…so luckily my tube card was in my jacket, and le gentleman (oh yeah..did I also forget to mention that he was FRENCH. I can’t get an American in America, but I can come all the way to London and manage to get a Frenchman) gave me some pounds for a taxi.
Well, since I had no clue where I was, I decided to hoof it to the tube, and make my way back to my B & B. Where I still have no bag, but at least I’ve got a working phone now. And plans for another evening out on the town. Because apparently there is a game called “Ring of Fire” that I am about to be taught…
more to come…
Lovely, Lovely Londoners….
xo,
SSG
Oh, btw…I’m in London!!!
Really….mind the gap!
He made me slap it forever last night. That betta’ pay off!
– Random girl in the tube
Now, I am no aficionado on London Slang, but….pretty good bet that slap…..Yup, She sure must be a handy girl!!
THE SAD ADVENTURES OF A SINGLE GAL 