“The problem is all inside your head”, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free attached

Whoops, I changed that last word! But for real, New Years, that stupid, stupid holiday is 56 days away….56 short days now because of stupid Day Light Savings! And obviously people do start discussing New Year’s Eve plans now because things get busy and crazy with Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanza, and Thanksgiving, and my birthday (hint hint). And as this season is upon us, so is the time for cozy sweaters, and hot chocolate, and cuddling by a fire…with someone special. Someone who I currently don’t have!

Like this….

Or on second thought…

…Maybe more like this?

So, the challenge is on. And unlike before, when I have asked you ungrateful  kind readers for some dares/challenges/feedback/anything, I will have a “spiritual love guide” (a close friend that actually has a boyfriend) providing daily goals and challenges that I must meet. Like I am training for a marathon. So that I can join in on the NYE fun, and not be left out when all the couples go away. SO, watch out WORLD…56 days to find a lover….the countdown has begun!

Let’s hope my story is a little bit better than this shitty movie.

NOTE: Reader submissions will still be accepted….(once again, HINT HINT)