I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

So a lot of the times when I write, I use humor as a way to maybe cope with feelings – you know how in Friends Chandler’s always making jokes, even at the most inappropriate times?

Well, that is kind of me on here. Sometimes rather than actually reflecting on what is making me sad, or angry, or upset, I joke it off. Continue reading

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One is the Lonliest Number…

It is! You know what sucks even worse?

MONO!!

Stupid, stupid Mononucleosis…which some might now from high school (or tv) as “the kissing disease.” Hey at least for once in my life I might actually have gotten it FROM KISSING….

Bu then again, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES that I’ve kissed in the past 4-8 weeks…you probably gave me fucking mono! I hope you feel like scratching out your throat just like I do….

So, please send me well wishes, as my birthday is this week, and this SadSingleGal does not want to spend her special “I’m allowed to get drunk and crazy day” stuck in bed with mono. Let’s all pray it’s something else, and let’s also pray that the men who  could have spread this dreaded monster disease to me magically get kicked in the balls somehow…SOMEHOW…just saying.

56 Days To Find A Lover….

“The problem is all inside your head”, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free attached

Whoops, I changed that last word! But for real, New Years, that stupid, stupid holiday is 56 days away….56 short days now because of stupid Day Light Savings! And obviously people do start discussing New Year’s Eve plans now because things get busy and crazy with Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanza, and Thanksgiving, and my birthday (hint hint). And as this season is upon us, so is the time for cozy sweaters, and hot chocolate, and cuddling by a fire…with someone special. Someone who I currently don’t have! Continue reading