Men Confuse Me…Even in Thailand

Especially in Thailand.

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My friend (who I miss dearly…come back!!!) sent me this missive from her travels the other day: Continue reading

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One is the Lonliest Number…

It is! You know what sucks even worse?

MONO!!

Stupid, stupid Mononucleosis…which some might now from high school (or tv) as “the kissing disease.” Hey at least for once in my life I might actually have gotten it FROM KISSING….

Bu then again, FUCK YOU ASSHOLES that I’ve kissed in the past 4-8 weeks…you probably gave me fucking mono! I hope you feel like scratching out your throat just like I do….

So, please send me well wishes, as my birthday is this week, and this SadSingleGal does not want to spend her special “I’m allowed to get drunk and crazy day” stuck in bed with mono. Let’s all pray it’s something else, and let’s also pray that the men who¬† could have spread this dreaded monster disease to me magically get kicked in the balls somehow…SOMEHOW…just saying.

Supermarket Swept Away: 49 Days till Love

Challenge #2: Supermarket Sweep: man version!

So i need to go to a grocery store and instead of really shopping for groceries, i am shopping for gentlemen! how exactly? Like starting conversation with a guy about what he’s cooking…maybe exchanging recipes and then suggesting we cook together sometime…

Alright, now what part of Los Angeles is best for this? And any market recommendations??

Excuses, Excuses

The dog ate my homework….

Probably the most commonly heard excuse on tv, but has anyone ever used it in real life? Excuses are sometimes the dumbest thing ever….so obvious and clearly, an excuse!
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Behind Every Great (Single)Woman, Is A Great (Most Likely Single) Assistant

My friend GChatted this article from The Daily Beast to me this morning: More Rich, High-Powered Women Are Turning to Matchmakers to Find Love. Read it…it basically is a sob story for Rich, Powerful Women and why they can’t meet men BECAUSE they are so Rich and Powerful….AWWW! Poor Not so Poor You!!

Maybe Martha could find man like this?

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Sad Single Summer

So I’ve tried this one before…and you know what? You’ve all been big fat (speaking of fat and summer…UGHHHH) failures. I’ve asked for your questions, your quandaries, your hopes, your dreams, your ways to humiliate me….

Well I guess some people never learn!!

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SadSingleGal Was Stood Up! Then TUI-ed (Texted Under the Influence)


So you all must be waiting with bated breath….SadSingleGal Was Stood Up! So what the hell happened? Read on! Continue reading