Unfortunate Cookie


Too bad I get this the night I’m sick with a fever…and “just my luck” (that’s for all you closeted Lindsay Lohan fans out there!) I didn’t even get a Bradley Cooper or Ryan Gosling sighting in my dream.

Slutty, Stupid, Single Gal

Hey, Amanda Bynes….Lindsay Lohan called, and she wants her identity back!

One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?

(Bonus points to whoever knows what those lyrics are from!!) Continue reading