Hey, Amanda Bynes….Lindsay Lohan called, and she wants her identity back!
One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?
(Bonus points to whoever knows what those lyrics are from!!)
So, Amanda….Amanda, AMANDA, AMANDA! Lindsay JUST finished her probation. She just finished her court appointed community service at the fricken county MORGUE (gross!). So what do you do? Decide to be her, it seems! I guess all this time you have been so jealous of Lilo’s attention, and now that she can’t really do that shit anymore, even though she is still being accused of it, you decide to take her place in the Hollywood jungle.
So you got a DUI….
and gave us these glorious moments to look at:
I'm not even going to comment on the sign that she is sitting in front of as if SHE is a "model at competitive prices" Oh shit...I guess I just did!
But if that is not bad enough, Bitch decides, let’s go out again! And not be able to park correctly…
But that is not the worst of all this mess that is Lindsay Lohan 2.0. What’s worse is she goes out dressed like this:
Why are you hiding your face but nothing else?
Now, besides that obvious that she just looks like a really cheap Russian prostitute (no offense to real Russian prostitutes!), or the other truth that it is fucking freezing and gross in LA these days. No! I point you to her feet. Her feet, you may ask? NO, I do not have a foot fetish!
EWW!!
But Amanda Bynes is nasty and has bandaides FALLING off of her and covering her feet! That is disgusting!!!
Girlfriend, what happened to you? You used to be “AMANDA.” You used to be Colin Firth’s long-lost daughter! You used to be someone who no one really worried about! Clean it up slut, because I really don’t care to see tabloid pictures of you coming and going from the Morgue…in any sense of the word!
THE SAD ADVENTURES OF A SINGLE GAL 