Part II: Long Distance Dud

Well the name of this post kind of gives away what happened, huh? Let’s rewind and review…like we were on a tv show and an announcer was saying “on last week’s adventure…..”


So, my manicurist set me up with a guy in Philly…we went out….we went out again….high school made out Titanic style….and then came time for me to return home to LA….

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Sad Single Quote: You’ve Got Mail

Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

    – Joe Fox (Tom Hanks)

I wish someone would send me a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils…..


So SSG is in New York for work this week! So once my bags finally make it to my hotel (thanks, US Air!) and I can get out of my five seconds to cab it up to Loehmann’s outfit ( although I did get the cutest pair of purple Joe’s jeans), I can dust myself off and find out once and for all! Find out what you ask? Well, find out where SSG is more sad- the east or the west? The left or the right coast? Biggie or Tupac? I’ll report back soon! Until then, get the fuck outta my way! (just getting in a New York State of Mind).



You know me. (And if you don’t by now, you haven’t really been paying much attention to like my past 50 posts…they are still here…read on!) So, you should know that I welcome any single ladies (oh Beyonce…that song just won’t get out of my head, will it?) that want to join in the telling of their single tales…. Continue reading