….and not a “Oh, shit I really want to have sex, so I’m cool with VD.” Also all you Women of LA believers, maybe this is one of the reasons you ain’t getting laid? You’re too cheap to get a Costco membership with your friends and buy a jumbo sized box?
Yes, we ALL hate Venereal Diseases (at least I hope we ALL do), but when I say VD I mean Valentine’s Day. My friend sent me this just moments ago (and please note, friend is in a nice healthy relationship, and should like Valentine’s Day):
So, SUCK IT card company’s and drug stores! Ugly fat babies aren’t cute, they are creepy…and chocolate makes you FAT!!