Month: August 2012

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Sad Single Gal of the Day: The iMessage Icon

Because really what’s more sad and lonely than this little icon when no red marker appears all weekend long…because you know you are trying to convince yourself you aren’t waiting for Mr. I’m So Not Thinking About Him to text. But you clearly are! And the worst is when your friend with her lovely, wonderful BF keeps getting texts all night long…all weekend long…barf….

So here’s to dreaming of a day where my imessage icon will go from sad to fab!!

maybe that’s from him??? But it’s probably from my mom….

 

(thank you to my no longer sad or single sister for forever being the spellcheck police….)

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Sad Single Gal of The Day: Robert Pattinson

Yeah, he’s a dude…but, come on…K.Stew’s always been the man in that PR lovefest! R.Pat’s vampire blood tears (I don’t do Twilight, so I only know my Vamps from the sex riddled True Blood) win him the first ever honor of Sad Single Gal of The Day….for reports that he is crying his eyes out up at Reese Witherspoon’s “ranch” (aka mansion designed in a rustic fashion). Don’t cry for him Twi-hards, he’s now single! You have a chance….(and most likely they were never together and this is all just PR anyway!!) So, cheer up Robbie! Welcome to the Single Club.