The Time I Got Tucker Maxed

Well, hi there readers! Sorry for the LONG extended break…but mono is a bitch, and of course life decided to hit me while I was down already, and I am currently spending my days with the ladies of The View (not really), drinking like Hoda and Kathie Lee (nope), and enjoying my freedom in more ways than one (a new version of two truths and a lie…2 lies and a truth!)

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So hopefully this title is intriguing to you- but no, I did not HAVE SEX with Tucker Max. I merely refer to one of his infamous stories. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Continue reading

The Fizzle

So you know when it is a super hot day out and you are just dying for a nice fizzy soda? So you open it up, and then….

the phone rings….

you get busy…

you have to run some random errand….

You basically forget about the lovely, fizzy soda that you just got…. Continue reading

Fantasy….Dating?

You mean Football….or Baseball, right SSG?
NO! I mean Fantasy Dating! Some crafty woman decided it was time for women to have some fun! And what is it that us ladies sit around and talk about…GUYS! So, when not create a point system for it and call it a game!
Basically, it’s fairly simple:

About Fantasy Dating

What:   It’s like any other fantasy sport, but you’re playing for love.
Who:   Your hot neighbor, the bartender you’ve been crushing on, a friendship you’d like to take to the next level…it’s your game.
Where:   The world is your playing field. Your new love, your prize.
How:   There is nobody on the planet like YOU. Use any talents, tools, networks you’ve got!
When:   Tick. Tock. Why not now??
Why:   You deserve better than waiting around for that special someone. Empower yourself and fall in love.
 (I did not write the above….it came from their website)
So, what do you need to do? Well, join my “League” I started!!
2. Sign up! (it’s freeeeeee!!!)
3. Then join my league I created: SadSingleGals
4. And then try to win!!!
Come on!! Do it!! We’re Sad….We’re Single….and We are here to Mingle!!!

So There IS Something Worse Than Being Sad And Single!

I really thought that was the worst. Being SAD. And being SINGLE.

Turns out there is something worse…being Sad, single, and SOOOO fucking desperate that you would do this:

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SadSingleGal Was Stood Up! Then TUI-ed (Texted Under the Influence)


So you all must be waiting with bated breath….SadSingleGal Was Stood Up! So what the hell happened? Read on! Continue reading