Chuck Bass can small my back any day of the week!
Ok, I’m sorry if you are going, “Give him a chance! Whatever! He could be nice!” Well, first off why is his picture (I assume) of him in the dark waving? No. And just the whole non punctuated “I know this is random” thing is a tad weird, like I am just going to, what cyber fuck with you dude? No….well, anyways, here’s hoping we can be friends I never see you lurking in my bushes!
My friend GChatted this article from The Daily Beast to me this morning: More Rich, High-Powered Women Are Turning to Matchmakers to Find Love. Read it…it basically is a sob story for Rich, Powerful Women and why they can’t meet men BECAUSE they are so Rich and Powerful….AWWW! Poor Not so Poor You!!
Maybe Martha could find man like this?
Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel for this fun little video! But seriously y’all, have YOU slept with OVER or UNDER 6 people? What’s your number? 
So, the other day, over drinks (OBVI!!), my friend and I were discussing our (ugh, our….can you really even bother to call these guys our…blerg) “men” situations. Which led to us discussing, what else, but the only way we seem to communicate with members of the opposite sex nowadays..TEXTS! Which led to us both actually reading out loud our text convos (with voices and inflections, of course) to each other. Which led to her noticing that the dude’s number was NOT programmed into my phone…
WHY, might you ask? Because of…THE NUMBER GAMES! (my attempt to make an allegory of this situation to the hunger games…bare with me). 
THE SAD ADVENTURES OF A SINGLE GAL 