So I’ve tried this one before…and you know what? You’ve all been big fat (speaking of fat and summer…UGHHHH) failures. I’ve asked for your questions, your quandaries, your hopes, your dreams, your ways to humiliate me….
Well I guess some people never learn!!
Sorry I’ve been gone a bit…but hey! What a day to reappear!!! Hannah Montana is gettin’ Hitched!
Cue the MTV show, “16 and Married!”
So SSG is in New York for work this week! So once my bags finally make it to my hotel (thanks, US Air!) and I can get out of my five seconds to cab it up to Loehmann’s outfit ( although I did get the cutest pair of purple Joe’s jeans), I can dust myself off and find out once and for all! Find out what you ask? Well, find out where SSG is more sad- the east or the west? The left or the right coast? Biggie or Tupac? I’ll report back soon! Until then, get the fuck outta my way! (just getting in a New York State of Mind).
So last night on Jimmy Fallon, the POTUS was on! But the real big news is that he sang a song about sluttin’ it up college style and struttin’ it back to your dorm in last night’s look. Best part is when everyone in the audience starts chanting with Jimmy and Dave Matthews…basically rocking out…yelling “WALK OF SHAME…WALK OF SHAME!” Let’s all rock out and celebrate the Walk of Shame!
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