Supermarket Swept Away: 49 Days till Love

Challenge #2: Supermarket Sweep: man version!

So i need to go to a grocery store and instead of really shopping for groceries, i am shopping for gentlemen! how exactly? Like starting conversation with a guy about what he’s cooking…maybe exchanging recipes and then suggesting we cook together sometime…

Alright, now what part of Los Angeles is best for this? And any market recommendations??

Eye Contact the Authorities…Creep

So it took me a little longer than expected (sorry, I live in a very Russian and Gay polling precinct, so nothing from my voting experience…I didn’t even get to pull a lever…that’s what she said), but I finally completed challenge #1- Make eye contact with a guy and then talk to him….I did it, well kind of….

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Excuses, Excuses

The dog ate my homework….

Probably the most commonly heard excuse on tv, but has anyone ever used it in real life? Excuses are sometimes the dumbest thing ever….so obvious and clearly, an excuse!
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Eye on the Prize….55 Days to Go!

The training has begun. Challenge #1 (if I should choose to accept it….which, durrr, I have):

Make eye contact with a man for at least 3 seconds and then go say hello.

Seems easy, no? Well, in our little town of Anatevka completely, utterly intimidating land of LA, it is much easier said then done…also, I am awkward. Let’s just put that out there. Like, I feel when I give a “SEXY Look” to a guy, it probably looks like I am Sneeze/Farting or something equally as atrocious…you know what I’m sayin’? Yeah… Continue reading

56 Days To Find A Lover….

“The problem is all inside your head”, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free attached

Whoops, I changed that last word! But for real, New Years, that stupid, stupid holiday is 56 days away….56 short days now because of stupid Day Light Savings! And obviously people do start discussing New Year’s Eve plans now because things get busy and crazy with Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanza, and Thanksgiving, and my birthday (hint hint). And as this season is upon us, so is the time for cozy sweaters, and hot chocolate, and cuddling by a fire…with someone special. Someone who I currently don’t have! Continue reading