Month: November 2011

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The Third Person vs. The Third Wheel

I wrote some time ago about how I have been immortalized as the perennial Third Wheel. Well, last night I was out with my good friend and her boyfriend. And I have to say, not once did they make me feel like the third wheel. Rather than making me feel like this:

SadSingleGal on a usual night

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Presented without Comment…or Smell….

We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

    -One of the Sexiest Men Alive, George Clooney
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What’s With All Genitalia Grabbing Lately?


I don’t mean in your own bedrooms, or homes. Or wherever else you may legally conduct consensual acts on others. But lately it has seemed that there has been in excuse of inappropriate touching (and way beyond that!) stories in the news.

ewww...this is just wrong! Didn't he ever learn "Good touch/Bad touch?"


Don’t get me wrong, folks! If you haven’t heard everything that is going on (I didn’t hear it all until a little while ago either…I guess my usual news sources of TMZ, dListed, and Vulture don’t typically cover every news story unless Kim K or LiLo is involved somehow), hopefully I can help fill you in a little:

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www.sadsinglegal.com

Look up! No, not just at the title, but at the web address! The Sad Adventures of A Single Gal has a new home…

well...kind of...


We haven’t moved out of our old “address” www.thesadadventures.wordpress.com (you can still get here with that!), but hopefully when you need your SSG fix on the road, in the market, waiting online at the airport before security…you get the picture…it will be much easier to type in www.sadsinglegal.com and get all your sad, single news!

I know what this guy's reading....www.sadsinglegal.com!! Duh!!!

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Dear SSG

On this weeks installment of Dear SSG…

Dear SSG,

I have tentative plans for Friday night with my guy, but nothing is nailed down and not sure what we are doing yet. My friend asked if I wanted to grab dinner with her. I really hate being one of those friends that puts their guys before their friends…am I doing that?

Signed,
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