SingleGal Goes to the Movies (well Couch): “How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days”

Yeah, Right!

Ok…I get that Benjamin Barry (Matthew McConaughey) has a bet that he must make a girl, specifically Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson), who works for a magazine called Composure as the “How to…” woman, fall in love with him in 10 days. And somehow his boss is going along with it. But what is much more interesting is the actual premise of Andi’s so called “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” article. What? What in the world is that really supposed to mean? Continue reading

Textual Intercourse

Let’s face it. Romance is dead. Lloyd Dobler isn’t going to stand under your window with a boombox. Mark Darcy isn’t going to tell you you’re perfect just the way you are. Johnny isn’t going to pull you out of the corner and tell everyone that he had the time of his life with you. Edward isn’t going to rescue you from a life of prostitution. (This is a tricky one…Pretty Woman falls into a questionable hole.) Harry isn’t going to come find on New Year’s Eve, and admit he loves you BECAUSE of your neurotic flaws. And Noah isn’t going to write you letters every day for four years (even though your bitchy mother might not give them to you). Continue reading

Stock Sad Single Gals

Searching for some images for this site, I figured I would be direct and just try “Sad Single Girl. ” Wow! Just wow at what follows:

Sad (and bizarre) Message #2

hi
i am jonah
22
jewish
loves to cook
work in jewish non profit
love to be with family
would like kids and marriage
YES I AM NOT JOKING
was a teacher and am going back to school
very blunt
know what i want
cant date anyone without a 5 yr plan

(you can’t make this shit up…)

Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down

As any nice Jewish girl should, I went to overnight camp from age 8 on. The bliss of waking up at our normal crack of dawn 7:45am wake up time and realizing that rain was falling from the sky was one of the most joyous feelings my preadolescent self knew. Late sleep? Wearing sweats all day? Getting to play awesome (yes, amazingly awesome) rainy day games like “Sing Down” and “Action Auction”? Some of best days ever!

The only problem is in the real world you don’t have late wake up, or get to wear sweats to work just because it’s raining (actually I am wearing a sweatshirt and Uggs on this rainy day…but…another time). In the real world, rainy days suck! Rainy days as a single gal make you feel even more lonely than you feel on a bright, shiny, happy, sunny, gross, PDA couple walking past me swinging their hands and walking in unison day. Because what do you want to do on a rainy day? Curl up on your sofa with that big cuddly man of your dreams and watch whatever guilty rainy day movie you would never seriously watch if it wasn’t pouring out!

And that’s where we get to Mondays! Oh Mondays…If you haven’t seen Office Space, I am not really sure who you are, but we’ve all had a case of the Mondays at some point or another. But as a single gal, getting asked the obvious “So what did you do this weekend?” is really just another form of my grandmother repeatedly asking me if there is someone special in my life I’m not telling her about. No Grammy! There isn’t! And no, boss/co-worker/almost married friend/ girl holding hands with boyfriend/barista at Starbucks I did not meet the love of my love this weekend. Cause as a single gal we all know that is what we are thinking when we step out of the door every weekend. And Mondays, shudder, Mondays are just another cold hard lonely reminder of defeat. But that’s why we have Tuesdays! Drinks anyone?