Sad Stories

by

A Sad Single Gal Gets Her Nails Done: A Dramatazation

Yeah, let's just talk about this. Men painting nails is just wrong. I don't really care if you disagree, but just the whole idea of a man holding my hand and painting each nail oh so delicately...weird and wrong. There are some things that men just shouldn't do...

[Mid-afternoon at a nail salon in Los Angeles. A girl (SSG) sits waiting for a manicurist to sit down and paint her nails….a man approaches and sits. He is the MANicurist.]

    MANicurist
    Are you going out for Halloween tonight?

    SSG
    Yes.

    MANicurist
    What are you doing?

    SSG
    I have a house party.

    MANicurist
    What are you going as? Continue reading →

by

The Panic Button

Have you missed me? Have you been checking and rechecking my blog wondering where I went? Hoping to know if I was still sad and single (I can assure you I am!)? Have you been lost without my ramblings of singledom to get you through your days? Well, I’m back! And I apologize most loyal fans (cough, friends that I guilt into reading, cough)…for I never meant to make you feel like the girl who just texted a guy and is then sitting and staring at her phone wondering, “Why did you do that, Stupid?!” Continue reading →

by

Confession: I Am An Online Ageist

Yeah, that’s right. I am an online ageist. But I mean this in a good way. I mean this in the way that you all understand why To Catch A Predator with Chris Hansen had a reason for existing (oh Chris Hansen…you really cheated…online…and got caught…really?).

On all of the online dating sites they ask what your age range is, which makes perfect sense. It would make sense that as a 24 year old, I would ideally (IDEALLY…notice the italics) date someone a little older, but not too old. Like say 26-29, maybe even 30. Ah, if only it was that easy. Continue reading →

by

Does Love Really Make You “Crazy, Stupid”?

Well, I think we can all answer that with a resounding “HELL, YES!!” Even like, or lust makes you into a crazy, stupid idiot. If you didn’t “act a fool” about the girl/guy/transgendered you are involved with then, you probably should reevaluate your relationship status…and I don’t just mean saying you are “complicated” on the ole facebook.

Finally! A movie poster without a teacher wearing Louboutins! Bad Teacher...I'm lookin at you!

Continue reading →

by

Not So Independence Day…or How Not To Look Like a Drunk Slut in Front of Family This 4th

As the first REAL holiday approaches (were you counting Memorial Day?) since I started this blog, I think it is important to note how much holidays can suck being single. Like, they are awful. With so many holidays as a single lady, I can’t be the only one that allows myself to envision the day going one way (you know, meeting the love of my life, or even the love of my night), except he never shows. And I am stuck on New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, St. Patty’s Day, Mardi Gras, Passover (laugh if you must…but all you singletons out there know what I mean), Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, my birthday, and coming up on Monday, THE FOURTH OF JULY!

What's love got to do, got to do with it?


Continue reading →